Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Junk Explosion.

It amazes me to no end the huge amount of junkmail piling up in my Inboxes each morning. Every few minutes, they keep pouring into my Inboxes at such alarming speed that I'm left staring in disbelief. I' m sitting there like 'How do these people get a hold of email address?" Then it dawns on me 'my email address is the equivalent of an post office box, and that anyone can gain access to it. Then I think to myself,"Aren't the filters supposed to take of these intruders?" Because it seems no matter how aggressive you get trying to keep them out, they find ways of getting around thosethem (filters). Lately, I have gotten several emails from people thinking I'm female. I take a look at my name, and I ask myself " What's so female about my name" Is it because My name ends with the letter S? Talk about indecent proposals. I also get the usual emails from firms promising me all the cash in the world.

If all wishes were horses, here is how I would deal with this problem.
  • install laserware to shoot down every junkmail that penetrates my cyberspace
  • use tracer software to shoot and destroy any piece of junkmail
  • Finally, freeze the computers of all firms firing junkmail towards my end.

Kinda fun isn't it?

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